You're a mean one, Mr. Scruff. You really are a dick. Your brain is full of spiders. You find joy in kicking out minors, Mr. Scruuuuuuufff.

That's all I got.

First new item in 18 months! We're bad at running an updated website but amazing at shenanigans!

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!